my scapula never broken!!!!

a friend found me by googling my name, though i still can't add him in my friend's list because his friend's list is full... but i too google myself for some fun...

then i found some something really funny...

there is a page about my high school teacher,said how good she is...
because when i was in her class, i was hitted by a car, so she use it ...well ,exaggerate...
here i translate some passage , just for fun~

(my teacher is Mrs Shen)
at 2005, there was a student named Guo Liang, once on the road she went to school, a car accident happened ,resulted in scapular fractures.Shen and some teachers and the president went to the hospital and visited her at once.on the bed, student Guo tightly grasped Shen's hand and told her tearfully "teacher Shen, i want to go to school ! i can't delay my lessons " with those pitiable sound，how can Shen be not distressed? Shen told Guo,"do not worry, i know you are a good student, yo u need not worry about the study thing , your classmantes and i will help you and your study, and now your only task is taking care of yourself, keep yourself healthy"
in the period when Guo was in the hospital , Shen always talked with Guo's parents to release their pressure....
after their hard working, finally Guo entered her favorate university..

truth is
on 7th , october, 2003, its a national holiday, but we have to go to school , because i haven't finished my homework(i was a bad student i have to say, i seldom finish my homework...but my score is not low, lol) so i have to hurrily rush to school to ask for some help, then i was hitted...
when i was sent to the hospital ,well ,president and Shen came to see me ,its truth, but its because they can't bear the guity charge that asking students go to school on holiday. the education bureau regulates that any school can't delieve lessons and...well, earn money. so they have to soothe us to assure we won't charge them. of course we won't charge them, i was still a student there, i will get nothing good if i do that...

and she told me "do not worry...i will help you "? come on, you know when i went to school what she told me? she said "you have rest for a long time, i think its better for you to rest one year then after one year you can rebegin the session second" she is the head teacher in our class, how many students can enter university how rewards will she get, she must think i will lower her enrolment rate! but i still decide to continuely stay in her class, for i am so unmature when young, i only think about playing, i do not like study,if i rest for one year, i can never study any more, i clearly know my unmature . and she will help me? don't kid...she never help me, my major was physics there was some time before the enrolment exam my physics is not good at all, and she never helped me...(or tried to help)...
she always talked with my parents? come on, she never call us when i was not at school.
and i haven't enter my favorate university, when i went to leave shanghai, she said a girl should not go to other cities

and my scapular never broken, its my clavicle which once broken.
i can image that when she wrote this passage, she thought that" which part of Guo Liang was broken? i can't remember..any way who cares?"

really funny